lardele:

christina aguilera is such a good drag queen

groovymuttations:

“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

chekhov:

shavingryansprivates:

i just want everyone to be happy and nice to each other and for no one to be mean that’s all i want 

Thank you Miss Florida! Thus concludes the question and answer portion of the Miss America competition!